Friday, June 13, 2008

Today in History, 6/13

1525: Martin Luther marries Katherina von Bora, violating the celibacy rules imposed by the Catholic Church on priests and nuns.
1625: King Charles I marries French princess Henrietta Maria de Bourbon.
1774: Rhode Island becomes the first of Britain's North American colonies to ban the importation of slaves.
1777: The Marquis de Lafayette lands in South Carolina to help the Continental Congress train the US Army.
1786: Winfield Scott, Civil War general, is born. He was known as "Old Fuss n Feathers."1865: William Butler Yeats, Irish poet is born. He wrote The Second Coming, a favorite of teenage goths the world over. Here's the first stanza:

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

1892: Basil Rathbone is born. He is most famous for playing Sherlock Holmes and was playing slickly evil Englishmen long before Peter Cushing was ever born. Coincidentally, I was just watching the MST3K episode The Magic Sword which is a Bert I. Gordon Tolkien ripoff with Rathbone playing the evil wizard. He has the line, "I don't bargain with mortals, I destroy them!" Here he is singing "I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside" when he was very young.

1881: The USS Jeanette is crushed in an Arctic Ocean ice pack.1893: President Grover Cleveland undergoes secret surgery to remove a cancerous portion of his jaw. The surgery isn't revealed to the American public until nine years after his death.1898: The Yukon Territory is formed.
1900: In China, the Boxer Rebellion against foreigners and Chinese Christians kicks off.
1926: Paul Lynde is born. His shtick (as it were) was being so flamingly homosexual it was hard to miss, yet never coming officially out of the closet.

1927: A ticker tape parade is held for Charles Lindbergh down 5th Avenue in New York City.1934: Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini meet for the first time in Venice. Mussolini later describes Hitler as "a silly little monkey."
1935: Christo is born. He is an artist who does these mammoth art installations that usually kill more people than they inspire.1943: Malcolm MacDowell is born.

1951: Richard Thomas is born. He is most famous for playing John Boy on The Waltons but he was also in the Roger Corman sci-fi remake of The Seven Samurai called Battle Beyond the Stars.1953: Tim Allen is born.

1962: Brat Pack member Ally Sheedy is born.1963: Paul De Lisle, bassist for Smash Mouth, is born.
1966: The US Supreme Court rules in Miranda v Arizona that police must inform suspects of their rights before questioning them. If you've watched enough cop shows, you know them:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
1967: President Johnson nominates Thurgood Marshall to become the first black Supreme Court justice.1970: "The Long and Winding Road" becomes The Beatles' last number one song.
1971: The New York Times begins publishing the Pentagon Papers.
1974: Steve-O, one of the self-abusing members of the Jackass troupe, is born. I had this great idea for how to reinvigorate the Friday the 13th movie franchise: Friday the 13th XI: Jason Meets Jackass. All of the Jackass crew is at Crystal Lake to shoot a new Jackass movie right when Jason gets reanimated (again) with hilarious results!
1981: Teenager Marcus Sarjeant fires six blank shots at Queen Elizabeth II. He said, "I wanted to be famous. I wanted to be somebody."
1983: Pioneer 10 becomes the first man made object to leave the solar system.1986: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are born. They're easily two of the creepiest fabricated celebrities out there.
"Come play with us Danny, forever and ever!"

Today in History elements mostly cribbed from The History Channel, Wikipedia, The New York Times, The Jewish World Review, The Writer's Almanac and anything else I can dig up.

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